I have to do it....

I know I posted this full article a couple of years ago but Jolynn sent it to me again and I have to do it, even though it is just the last few lines.... Especially since Layton and I just had our first experience with the procedure a month ago.  If you haven't had a colonoscopy yet, buckle up and if you have, you will understand .....too funny.....


>On the subject of Colonoscopies... >Colonoscopies are no joke, but these comments during the exam were quite humorous..... A physician claimed that the following are actual comments made by his patients (predominately male) while he was performing their colonoscopies:

>1. 'Take it easy, Doc. You're boldly going where no man has gone before!'

>2. 'Find Amelia Earhart yet?'

>3. 'Can you hear me NOW?'

>4. 'Are we there yet? Are we there yet? Are we there yet?'

>5. 'You know, in Arkansas , we're now legally married.'

>6. 'Any sign of the trapped miners, Chief?'

>7. 'You put your left hand in, you take your left hand out...'

>8. 'Hey! Now I know how a Muppet feels!'

>9. 'If your hand doesn't fit, you must quit!'

>10. 'Hey Doc, let me know if you find my dignity.'

>11. 'You used to be an executive at Enron, didn't you?'
And the best one of all:
>12.. 'Could you write a note for my wife saying that my head is not up there?