Baby's First Doctor's Visit
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast- fed or bottle- fed.
"Breast- fed", she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did.
He pinched, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said,
A woman and a baby were in the doctor's examining room, waiting for the doctor to come in for the baby's first exam. The doctor arrived, and examined the baby, checked his weight, and being a little concerned, asked if the baby was breast- fed or bottle- fed.
"Breast- fed", she replied.
"Well, strip down to your waist," the doctor ordered.
She did.
He pinched, pressed, kneaded, and rubbed both breasts for a while in a very professional and detailed examination. Motioning to her to get dressed, the doctor said, "No wonder this baby is underweight. You don't have any milk."
"I know," she said,
"I'm his Grandma, but I'm glad I came!"
2 comments:
It made me laugh the second time. Thanks for the great night on Saturday. I wish we lived closer
Love ya
Surprise! I'm playing "catch-up" on reading blogs today...your post was hilarious....I laughed right out loud! Hope you are doing good...we need to do lunch soon, I'll get a hold of you shortly! Love ya!
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