

1-Celine Dion could be the choir director—think how many folks would sign up!
2-Vin Diesel could be in charge of fast offerings and grab folks by the collar if they seem reluctant.
3-Martha Stewart could lead a luxury retreat for the Relief Society, how to rough it in style.
4-Al Pacino could teach the 4-year-olds how to get their way despite being small in this world.
5-Arnold Schwarzenegger could be the ultimate Home Teacher, visiting the less active and threatening them with, “I'll be back.”
6-Jackie Chan could teach a fitness class on Saturdays.
7-Emeril could be Activities Chairman and head-up a ward dinner.
8-Meryl Streep could direct the Christmas pageant.
9-Oprah Winfrey could lead a Sub for Santa drive.
10-Morgan Freeman could pop into talks as the voice of God.
11-Curt Schilling could coach the ward softball team.
12-Shirley McLaine could speak in behalf of the departed, at funerals.
13-Kieffer Sutherland could lecture on time management.
14-Jeff Gordon could be in charge of parking cars for Stake Conference.
15-Angelina Jolie could work in the nursery.
5 comments:
thats cute... i love the Arnold Schwarzenegger one and the morgan freeman one :o) GO sam GO!!
Did you make that up? That's funny!
HAHA. Trish you kill me!
Very funny - Your blog always makes me smile. Have a great week!
nope, found it....but's it's funny!
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