Layton:
I've been thinking...I'm the MAN of this house, so starting tomorrow I want you to have a hot, delicious meal ready for me the second I walk thru the door...Afterwards, while watching ESPN and relaxing in my chair, you'll bring me my slippers and then run my bath...And when I'm done with my bath, guess who's going to dress me and comb my hair?
ME:
"The Funeral Director."
Yeah, that's right, that's what I'm talkin about! I have connections!
.......As long as I'm in the mood........Here are some funny ads I've found that you might see someday too...enjoy
Plumber
We repair what your husband fixed.
Pizza shop slogan
7 days without pizza makes one weak.
At a tire shop in Milwaukee
Invite us to your next blow-out.
Door of a plastic surgeon's office
Hello, can we pick your nose?
Sign at the psychic's hotline
Don't call us, we'll call you.
At a Towing Company
We don't charge an arm and a leg. We want tows.
On a Maternity Room door
Push, Push, Push.
At an Optometrist's Office
If you don't see what your looking for, you've come to the right place.
In a Taxidermist's window
We really know our stuff.
In a Podiatrist's office
Time wounds all heels.
On a Butcher's window
Let me meat your needs.
On a fence Salesman
Welcome, dog food is expensive.
Outside a Muffler Shop
No appointment necessary, we hear you coming.
Outside a Hotel
Help! We need inn-experienced people.
In a Veterinarian's waiting room
Be back in 5 minutes, Sit! Stay!
On the door of a Computer Store
Out for a quick byte.
Inside a Bowling Alley
Please be quiet, we need to hear a pin drop.
In the front yard of a funeral home
Drive carefully, we'll wait.
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