Yeah, that's right, don't wash or comb your hair, socks are stinky, wear your night gown in public and beat to the tune of your own drum and people will throw you money! What could be sweeter? I want to figue it all out!
So, Hey,
......here are somethings that I have learned in life that have been of value to me...
that you should never go into a public restroom without noticing if it is the men's or women's first........and you should always double check to make sure your skirt is not tucked inside of your pantyhose before you exit........that it's just as easy to keep my gas tank half full as it is half empty.........that looking at my rear view mirror is a bonus in the car, but not in the bathroom........that the older I get, the smarter my parents were...........that recipes are supposed to be followed exactly, not just used as guidelines..............that if I clean the house today, no one will ring my door bell until tomorrow.......that teenagers are personal fashion consultants, computer repairmen, music gurus and ATM vacuums..........that grandbabies should come first..........that husbands are just little boys in bigger bodies that still love to be kissed.............that saying yes to something means saying no to something else so I need to choose wisely..........that our church teaches God , family, and church...in that order.....NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!.....that Heavenly Father knows the difference when I really mean it or when I am just going through the motions.......that when I measure myself against others, I ALWAYS come up short but when I measure myself against past years, I am progressing.....that true friends are not a dime a dozen....
.and finally,
that chocolate is a staple!
So, Hey,
......here are somethings that I have learned in life that have been of value to me...
that you should never go into a public restroom without noticing if it is the men's or women's first........and you should always double check to make sure your skirt is not tucked inside of your pantyhose before you exit........that it's just as easy to keep my gas tank half full as it is half empty.........that looking at my rear view mirror is a bonus in the car, but not in the bathroom........that the older I get, the smarter my parents were...........that recipes are supposed to be followed exactly, not just used as guidelines..............that if I clean the house today, no one will ring my door bell until tomorrow.......that teenagers are personal fashion consultants, computer repairmen, music gurus and ATM vacuums..........that grandbabies should come first..........that husbands are just little boys in bigger bodies that still love to be kissed.............that saying yes to something means saying no to something else so I need to choose wisely..........that our church teaches God , family, and church...in that order.....NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND!.....that Heavenly Father knows the difference when I really mean it or when I am just going through the motions.......that when I measure myself against others, I ALWAYS come up short but when I measure myself against past years, I am progressing.....that true friends are not a dime a dozen....
.and finally,
that chocolate is a staple!
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